Dear Terrorists and Philippine Criminals…


It you happen to be a terrorist or Philippine criminal, please scroll to the bottom of this post for important information!


Bill Schmalfeldt, the once again editor of Breitbart Unmasked, has an expose on the possible motivations for somebody to be upset with Islam.  I’m leaving out key facts because it involves an innocent person.  At least one.BILL FRIEND

Remember the “Everybody Draw Muhammad Day?”  Folks were drawing the non-Prophet in order to demonstrate solidarity with the Danish cartoonists, who somehow offended Islamists by drawing cartoon of Mohammed. 

Bill Schmalfeldt has the dirt on why the organizer of the event might have a beef with Islam.  It’s personal.

Let that soak in for a while.  The story is all about why this guy might be upset with Islam, some Muslims or Islamists.  

Raise your hand if you also are kinda pissed off at elements of the Islamic culture. That’s good.  Near 100%.  Ahmed, I respect why you didn’t raise your hand.bu

Schmalfeldt has a document which apparently is from the Philippine National Bureau of Investigation, detailing crimes against a family member of this guy associated with the “Everybody Draw…” event.

Please enjoy this definitely NOT forged document and short commentary by Bill Schmalfeldt: (redacted)


We’ve learned a few things here:

  • Bill Schmalfeldt was able to obtain a clean, digital copy of a Phillipine NBI report.  Not a scanned photocopy.  Clean.
  • The Philippine National Bureau of Investigation uses a really artsy font, though they type in all caps.
  • There is something called an INTERNATIONAL COMPUTER FILE. You can put rape victim’s names in it.  It’s a true thing.  
  • The Philippines National Bureau of Investigation writes in broken English. They can’t spell target.
  • Apparently the NBI also tracks victims really closely. 
  • If you use the words “…this document purports to be…” then it’s probably accurate.  No. Totally accurate.  
  • If someone is reportedly aware of a document or a lie, and to our knowledge they have never disavowed it’s authenticity, then that really, really proves it’s true.

Team Kimberlin is not happy just to link one individual to the Everybody Draw Mohammed Day, and to lie about the incident to try to get Islamists to take notice…

Team Kimberlin is so low that they think it is okay to publish allegations that a woman was raped and to publish the idea that the woman has already identified terrorists.  This puts her in the crosshairs, too.


To any criminals or terrorists reading this post, please notice this:

Team Kimberlin, the writers and editor at Beitbart Unmasked and a convicted forger are trying to pull your chain.  They want you to do violence, and they think you are easily manipulated.  They think you are just dumb. _________________________________________

UPDATE:  It’s easy to miss the forest for the trees.  The original, clearly fraudulent document mentions a terrorist group.


Now, all of this next thing might be totally incorrect, since I don’t read or speak the language of the Philippines.  Don’t even remember what it is.  But I did look up on the Wikipedia thing:

Abu Sayyaf (Listeni/ˌɑːb/ /sɑːˌjɔːf/; Arabic: جماعة أبو سياف‎‎; Jamāʿat Abū Sayyāf,ASG; Filipino: Grupong Abu Sayyaf)[22] is an Islamist militant group based in and around Jolo and Basilan islands in the southwestern part of the Philippines, where for more than four decades, Moro groups have been engaged in aninsurgency for an independent province in the country. The group is considered very violent,[23] and was responsible for the Philippines‘ worst terrorist attack, thebombing of Superferry 14 in 2004, which killed 116 people.[24] The name of the group is derived from the Arabic abu (Arabic: أبو‎‎) (“father of”), and sayyaf(Arabic: سيّاف‎‎) (“swordsmith”).[25] As of 2012, the group was estimated to have between 200 and 400 members,[26] down from 1,250 in 2000.[27] They use mostly improvised explosive devices, mortars, and automatic rifles.

Abu Sayyev is not how they spell it.  

Sayyaf means swordsmith in Arabic.

According to this document, the Intelligence Agencies of the Philippines cannot spell the name of their worst domestic terrorist group. 

I can’t find it — no — Google can’t find it spelled Abu Sayyev.






48 thoughts on “Dear Terrorists and Philippine Criminals…

    1. John Hitchcock

      Most likely, the Philippine government DOES keep much of their internal documents in English. When you go to a Philippine Government website, you have to actually specifically select a new hyperlink to get to a non-English site… even if you’re in the Philippines, using a Philippines connection from a Philippines internet cafe.

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    1. King Leonidas (@Leonidas_BU)

      Did you also know that the FBI deals harshly with people who file false reports about Social Security Fraud? The government doesn’t chase its tail at the behest of some goofball in Tennessee who can’t prove his allegations, especially one with a record of making false allegations. Go back to bed, Eric.


      1. Paul Krendler

        Does the FBI deal as harshly with people who report Social Security fraudsters a they deal with people who send improperly packaged biohazardous material Slovenian horseshit through the mail?

        What about a guy who falsely reports that someone -someone protected by a restraining order – forged a letter that the guy actually wrote and sent himself? How severely does the FBI deal with people like that?

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  2. This Other Latin F*cker

    Wouldn’t it be a shame if the terrorists got mad about a gang of pedos trying to manipulate them into doing violence to someone and instead visited their wrath on them instead? You know, Bill Schmalfeldt, William Ferguson, Matt Osbourne, and Brent Kimberlin? It would be karmic. Which one do you think would piss their pants and cry the most?

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  3. King Leonidas (@Leonidas_BU)

    Any evidence that the document is not authentic should be sent in a comment to the story at Breitbart Unmasked. You SAYING it is not authentic doesn’t MAKE it not authentic. Rather than sitting there and yapping uselessly, I give you the same opportunity I afforded Aaron Walker… the threats and promises of violence don’t change the fact that Walker has had this document for months (at least) and hasn’t debunked it. So let’s see the exculpatory evidence and I wlll ensure that it gets added to the story.

    And Dave… what happened to your promise to me that you would contact me in advance to get my opinion before writing a hit piece about me?


    1. Joe Nobody

      1) Blobbo, it’s not about you, it’s about Bunnyboy Unread.

      2) It’s not a “hit piece” when he points out how ineptly you forge stuff.

      3) Considering your relationship with The Sawed-Off Pedo Bomber, who has a criminal conviction for forgery on his record, it’s surprising that how inept that forgery is. Wouldn’t Brett give you any pointers?

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    2. Techno Jinxx

      What’s this??
      Why does King Leonidas think that Dave should contact him concerning an article written about some lies/distortions/bullshit that Bill Schmalfeldt wrote for BU??

      Why would dave contact a different person other than the author about the hit piece said author wrote…unless….

      no… Nope, impossible. Bill Schmalfeldt made it very clear not to long ago how people who used pseudonyms were cowards and such and he ONLY uses his OWN NAME when he regurgitates publishes bulllshit articles.

      but then again, this is Bill Schmalfeldt, an lying liar who lies we are talking about so YMMV.

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    3. William Milkshakesphere

      Because we know how to use the website to view your fake news organization website designed only to track and hit against enemies of Brett Kimberlin that you happily play a role in. Now where did you get your fake document from? Brett Pedophile Kimberlin? You already are in defamation territory so you might as well say. We already know that it’s not a government document.

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    4. Dave Alexander

      You may correct any inaccuracies here King/Bill. I’ll suggest some topics Why is it Aaron’s job to debunk clearly fictional and forged material? Shouldn’t the names of rape victims be kept secret? Is it ethical to print documents which accuse an individual by name of cooperating in the prosecution of terrorists? Are you f-Ing kidding me?

      (This was previously shown as being authored by anonymous.)

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    5. Paul Krendler


      We know your memory sucks balls, but do you not remember ANYTHING of Dan Rather and Mary Mapes?

      The burden of proving authenticity of documentation is on the so-called “ethical journalist.”

      But don’t worry about that – everyone knows it’s a fake story, supported by faked documentation created by either a known forger (that would be YOU) or a convicted one (that would be your EXCELLENT PEDOPHILE BOMBER PAL), and written by a fake journalist (and that would be YOU again).

      Your objective is painfully obvious, and it will not succeed. But, given that you have no lawsuits to pursue (BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!) I’m sure you will chase down this avenue anyway. And the LULZ will continue.

      Because you are an idiot, and some things (like the incontrovertible fact that YOU ARE AN IDIOT) never change.

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      1. Canuckamuk (@canuckamuk)

        Aaron currently has an ongoing malicious prosecution, harassment/stalking suit against Brett.

        The website owned by Brett, and run by his cronies, publishes articles and “documents” that a “reasonable man” (legal term) should know to be false, and thereby continues the behaviors that Brett is being sued for .

        LOL. The stupid it burns.

        All this trash does is HELPS Aaron (the Worlds’s worst lawyer) continue to beat the living snot out Brett in court.

        Diddlers gotta diddle.
        Conspirators gotta conspire.

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  4. w

    There has been a instant or two when I found myself actually pitying Schmalfeldt because, after all, he has so little to show for his life. Assets, friends, contributions to the world at large… So very very little.

    No more sympathy.

    This guy is evil.

    It is my fervent wish Bill gets everything he so richly deserves. He’s worked hard for all of it. Bill has been persistent. And even though IANAL seems to me Shakes is dancing ever closer to the sun.

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  5. w

    And another thing-

    Please put me down for $10 in the betting pool that Krendler posts a sooper sekrit document with suspect provenance BEFORE 8PM Central on Monday.

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  6. Canuckamuk (@canuckamuk)

    Do we really need to even spend any time discussing another in a long line of turds that Bill posts?

    We know Bill will delete it soon enough like he deletes everything else he writes. Bill knows his stuff is shit and is embarrassed when he looks back on it . That’s why he doesn’t just leave the sites up but dead, and instead tries to make like they never existed.

    I don’t think Hemingway deleted all his old stuff, but he was an actual writer. That, and he had the balls to stand behind the stuff he wrote.

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    1. Grace

      “We know Bill will delete it soon enough like he deletes everything else he writes. Bill knows his stuff is shit and is embarrassed when he looks back on it . That’s why he doesn’t just leave the sites up but dead, and instead tries to make like they never existed.”

      With all due respect, Canuck, I disagree with your “… [Bill] is embarrassed when he looks back on it.” statement. In order for one to be embarrassed, one must possess a conscience. I have yet to see any proof the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt actually has a conscience. In fact, his very words and actions provide all the evidence needed to conclude he most definitely does not.

      Bill Schmalfeldt is an evil, evil creature.

      With that said, I do agree with your assertion that eventually this lie-filled, vile nonsense will be deleted at the hands of either the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt or Matt “Bunny Boy” Osborne in some futile attempt at self-preservation.

      The day these demented bitches are finally held accountable for their malicious and egregious behavior cannot come soon enough.

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      1. Russ

        Bill Schmalfeldt is an evil, evil creature.

        If Satan is the “father of lies,” then Bill is more like the “crazy uncle no one want to invite over for Thanksgiving but they feel obligated to give him one more chance not to embarrass himself, but he ends up spilling his fifth gin and tonic, farting loudly and pissing himself while passed out on the couch, and everyone has to apologize to the other guests and promise never to invite him over again… of lies.”

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  7. theman9876

    I’ve read comments on Phillipinio Law Enforcement blogs that actually name those foreigners accused of Sexual Tourism. Where sexual deviants travel to 3rd world countries where certain laws are not enforced.

    For example, say there was a person who absolutely loved to sexually abuse young girls. This person had a record of traveling great distances to meet his preteen victims from far away lands. Most of the police in these countries just look the other way when they see these crimes. However, there is a small group of ethical cops who refuse to look away as these young girls are sexually assaulted by these much older men from the US.

    I’ve heard rumors that these cops are fed up with all the corruption and are posting the names & countries of origin of the sick bastards! Keep an eye out for these sites, you never know whose name you might see.

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  11. Occam's Toothbrush

    Not only is that fake, it was faked by someone who was too lazy to make it look remotely like what genuine law enforcement or Intel briefs, summaries orcreports look like. The lack of explication in major areas and irrelevant detail in another is all you need to see.

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