Category Archives: Ha Ha and Effing Ha!

So, How Big Will the Judgment Against Bill Schmalfeldt Be?


Magic 8 Ball Sez… Well, that’s its take.  I would predict substantially less but, let me tell you, even a judgment against The Oaf for one dollar awarded to John Hoge would be abundantly satisfying.  And, who knows?  As parlous … Continue reading

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Oops…


Yeah, OK.  I have to admit it.  I said The Oaf should be a no-show at John Hoge’s Maryland trial before Judge Hecker today.  And he didn’t show.  Wow.  We get results, I guess. But in my haste to provide … Continue reading

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Play It Again, Sam


Once upon a time I had ’em living in fear But now I’m two slices short of a loaf Nothing I can say A total eclipse of The Oaf A total eclipse of The Oaf A total eclipse of The … Continue reading

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