Category Archives: Loser

So, How Big Will the Judgment Against Bill Schmalfeldt Be?


Magic 8 Ball Sez… Well, that’s its take.  I would predict substantially less but, let me tell you, even a judgment against The Oaf for one dollar awarded to John Hoge would be abundantly satisfying.  And, who knows?  As parlous … Continue reading

Posted in Ha Ha and Effing Ha!, Judgments, Law, Loser, The Oaf | 12 Comments

Oops…


Yeah, OK.  I have to admit it.  I said The Oaf should be a no-show at John Hoge’s Maryland trial before Judge Hecker today.  And he didn’t show.  Wow.  We get results, I guess. But in my haste to provide … Continue reading

Posted in Ha Ha and Effing Ha!, Law, Loser, Pretendyland, The Oaf | 5 Comments

That.


We get a lot of really good comments here. Sometimes they can get a little coarse or over the top, but as someone who hasn’t held back sometimes myself I get it. This comment though, by Lickspittle JorgXMcKie, is a … Continue reading

Posted in Being Ready, Evil, Law, Loser, Pretendyland, Really, Really Stupid and Evil, Stupid and Evil, The Oaf, Travel | 4 Comments

“Next, give me an example of a question that is moot.”


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News Flash!!


“We now go to Lickspittle Central, where a spokesperson says…” Well, that’s the news from Pretendyland. In the real world, The Oaf doesn’t come off so well.  In fact… well, in addition to the reasons already posted, let’s see. Such … Continue reading

Posted in Law, Loser, Pretendyland, Really, Really Stupid and Evil, The Oaf | 6 Comments

Oh Man, I’m Too Busy for This…


Bill, Bill, Bill… I am busy beyond belief.  In ten days I fly to Minnesota to start a 2,500 mile/4,000 kilometer almost two month-long bicycle trip.  I’m planning, organizing, coordinating 50 or so nights of lodging, sorting, repairing, packing… you … Continue reading

Posted in Law, Loser, Pretendyland, Really, Really Stupid and Evil, Stupid and Evil, The Oaf | 9 Comments

Where does one even begin?


The Oaf was busy this afternoon fouling the air in Pretendyland with a new blog post and in that post said perhaps the most risible thing that has ever been excreted from his keyboard. “Grady had posted a picture I … Continue reading

Posted in Being Ready, Law, Loser, Pretendyland, Stupid and Evil, The Oaf | 45 Comments