Category Archives: Loser

Art Linkletter and Mike Douglas Still Untouched by Scandal

Posted on December 11, 2017 by Dave Alexander (formerly ukuleledave)

Eddie Fisher’s ex-wife has accused Larry King of groping her in 2005 and 2006, according to the Daily Mail. This brings to grope toll to 1,342…the number of men accused of being pond scum. Some of the accusations have been … Continue reading →

Posted in Loser, Uncategorized | Tagged | 1 Comment

So, How Big Will the Judgment Against Bill Schmalfeldt Be?

Posted on August 22, 2017 by D. Edgren

Magic 8 Ball Sez… Well, that’s its take.  I would predict substantially less but, let me tell you, even a judgment against The Oaf for one dollar awarded to John Hoge would be abundantly satisfying.  And, who knows?  As parlous … Continue reading →

Posted in Ha Ha and Effing Ha!, Judgments, Law, Loser, The Oaf | 12 Comments

Oops…

Posted on August 21, 2017 by D. Edgren

Yeah, OK.  I have to admit it.  I said The Oaf should be a no-show at John Hoge’s Maryland trial before Judge Hecker today.  And he didn’t show.  Wow.  We get results, I guess. But in my haste to provide … Continue reading →

Posted in Ha Ha and Effing Ha!, Law, Loser, Pretendyland, The Oaf | 5 Comments

That.

Posted on August 19, 2017 by D. Edgren

We get a lot of really good comments here. Sometimes they can get a little coarse or over the top, but as someone who hasn’t held back sometimes myself I get it. This comment though, by Lickspittle JorgXMcKie, is a … Continue reading →

Posted in Being Ready, Evil, Law, Loser, Pretendyland, Really, Really Stupid and Evil, Stupid and Evil, The Oaf, Travel | 4 Comments

“Next, give me an example of a question that is moot.”

Posted on August 18, 2017 by D. Edgren

Posted in Being Ready, Law, Loser, Pretendyland, Really, Really Stupid and Evil, The Oaf, Travel | 5 Comments

News Flash!!

Posted on August 18, 2017 by D. Edgren

“We now go to Lickspittle Central, where a spokesperson says…” Well, that’s the news from Pretendyland. In the real world, The Oaf doesn’t come off so well.  In fact… well, in addition to the reasons already posted, let’s see. Such … Continue reading →

Posted in Law, Loser, Pretendyland, Really, Really Stupid and Evil, The Oaf | 6 Comments

Oh Man, I’m Too Busy for This…

Posted on August 15, 2017 by D. Edgren

Bill, Bill, Bill… I am busy beyond belief.  In ten days I fly to Minnesota to start a 2,500 mile/4,000 kilometer almost two month-long bicycle trip.  I’m planning, organizing, coordinating 50 or so nights of lodging, sorting, repairing, packing… you … Continue reading →

Posted in Law, Loser, Pretendyland, Really, Really Stupid and Evil, Stupid and Evil, The Oaf | 9 Comments

Where does one even begin?

Posted on August 7, 2017 by D. Edgren

The Oaf was busy this afternoon fouling the air in Pretendyland with a new blog post and in that post said perhaps the most risible thing that has ever been excreted from his keyboard. “Grady had posted a picture I … Continue reading →

Posted in Being Ready, Law, Loser, Pretendyland, Stupid and Evil, The Oaf | 46 Comments

Beep, Beep

Posted on August 4, 2017 by D. Edgren

Posted in Class Acts, Law, Loser, Stupid and Evil, Teaching, The Oaf | Leave a comment

I got this…

Posted on August 3, 2017 by D. Edgren

Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, start your doom clocks. …no Brett, not you.  You’re no gentleman, in any event. The defendants in Our Oaf’s South Carolina lawsuit, hereinafter “Team Good Guys,” filed this morning their opening, and likely final salvo, in … Continue reading →

Posted in Law, Loser, Parkinson's Disease, Stupid and Evil, The Oaf | 10 Comments