Category Archives: Pretendyland

“Next, give me an example of a question that is moot.”


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News Flash!!


“We now go to Lickspittle Central, where a spokesperson says…” Well, that’s the news from Pretendyland. In the real world, The Oaf doesn’t come off so well.  In fact… well, in addition to the reasons already posted, let’s see. Such … Continue reading

Posted in Law, Loser, Pretendyland, Really, Really Stupid and Evil, The Oaf | 6 Comments

Ask a Simple Question…


What is the definition of “defamation?”

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That was then, this is now…


OhmiGod!  The Oaf’s PD is in free-fall!  Huge deterioration in just four months!  From driving!  From holding a job!  From being able to stand for more than 10 minutes at a time!  From being able to be “on the air” … Continue reading

Posted in Parkinson's Disease, Pretendyland, Previous statement inoperative, Stupid and Evil, The Oaf | 8 Comments

Oh Man, I’m Too Busy for This…


Bill, Bill, Bill… I am busy beyond belief.  In ten days I fly to Minnesota to start a 2,500 mile/4,000 kilometer almost two month-long bicycle trip.  I’m planning, organizing, coordinating 50 or so nights of lodging, sorting, repairing, packing… you … Continue reading

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Where does one even begin?


The Oaf was busy this afternoon fouling the air in Pretendyland with a new blog post and in that post said perhaps the most risible thing that has ever been excreted from his keyboard. “Grady had posted a picture I … Continue reading

Posted in Being Ready, Law, Loser, Pretendyland, Stupid and Evil, The Oaf | 43 Comments

Just Keep Reading, Bill


There’s a trap that many lawyers who haven’t been off the potato truck all that long fall into when they do legal research. They find a case, read it until they find something that they like, then stop because they … Continue reading

Posted in Law, North Carolina, Pretendyland, Stupid and Evil, The Oaf | 5 Comments