Author Archives: Dave Alexander (formerly ukuleledave)

My Signature Usually Looks Like…

My signature.


Above is a signature from a court document filed in the Walker v Kimberlin and Kimberlin suit.  I wrote about it in January of 2016. At the time, there was debate about why the signature of Mrs. Kimberlin differed from document to document. I found a signature which I believe was written by Mrs Kimberlin:


This signature box appeared on Hogewash!, and was filed more recently in the Hoge v Kimberlin et al.

TETY Signature

I’m very sure that there’s a simple explanation. 

You Know What Would Really Generate a Radio Audience?

Frequent references to blood and warts. Plus the word stab.



At some point, people at Hogewash!, BillySez and Thinking Man’s Zombie might start to wonder if Bill Preston-Schmalfeldt is intentionally living his life in an attempt to convince a judge that he cannot be held responsible for his own actions. 

It’s one thing to find a “Kick Me” sign on your back. It’s another thing entirely if you notice that it is in your own handwriting.





Mark Steyn — Quote of the Day

Mark Steyn writes about those occasions when Donald Trump goes off script, and declares them to be excellent:

The trouble is Trump is left to his own devices less and less. The Republican base voted for Trumpism: an end to illegal immigration, an end to one-sided trade deals, an end to the spiraling cost of and dwindling access to health care, an end to decade-and-a-half unwon wars, an end to the hyper-regulation of every aspect of American life, an end to freeloader “alliances” like Nato, an end to the toxic bargain of “globalism” wherein all the jobs in your town migrate to the Third World and all the Third World migrates to your town.

And this, when Angela Merkel dared to call terror “Islamist.”

“What about Mohammed? Was he an Islamist?”

I think we all know the answer to that. President Erdoğan certainly does. Having previously declared that the concept “moderate Islam” is ugly and offensive because “Islam is Islam”, he recently rebuked Angela Merkel, mutasarrıf of his German sanjak, for using the term “Islamist terrorism”. “Such an expression is not correct because Islam and terror cannot be associated. The meaning of Islam is peace.” Or else.

Yes, or else exactly.




Amish Extremist, No Doubt

Or Shaker. 

LONDON — Police on Tuesday identified the man who blew himself up the previous night at an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester, England, as 22-year-old Salman Abedi. CBS News confirmed Abedi was known to British authorities prior to the attack.

In a generic statement posted online, the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) claimed responsibility for Abedi’s suicide bomb attack, which left 22 people dead, including children, at one of the entrances to the Manchester Arena.

In a generic statement posted online, blogger Dave Alexander said anyone who supports a group which deliberately targets children can go to hell. 

Saffie Rose Roussos, eight, was killed in last night’s suicide bomb attack, teachers say

Saffie Rose Roussos was eight.

The concert was packed with teens and children as young as eight

Source (The Sun)

Found in the Rubble of the Former Supreme Court Building, 2025

My time traveling colleague Kyle delivered a dossier from our future. The document here is undated, but seems to have been written sometime in the near future, or perhaps this year. 


From: Overlord

To: Top Levels

Re: The Necessary Elimination of so-called Free Speech in America


No one will willingly offer up their own right to free expression. But take someone aside and suggest that “we need to figure out how to stop these other guys…” and the job is much easier.


Supreme Court, Old Washington, D.C., 2025

These hateful people saying hateful things. They must be stopped, by any means. Fighting in the streets, campus free speech zones/codes and limits to social media.

Whatever can silence these haters.

Anytime you can convince a vegan who drives a Prius to punch a so-called Nazi, you’ve converted someone to the cause. Globalism is destroying the planet, so let’s trash a Starbucks. The Free Speech rally in Berkeley is tied to the Trumpers, who are aligned with big money to destroy the rights of LGBTQ individuals, and corrupt the political process with fake news and hate speech. So bring masks and mace to the anti-protest.

Incorporate that idea into a simple phrase, like “Stop Hate,” or F— Haters.”


The total control of free expression cannot be accomplished in a single year, or a single decade. Begin by telling all that some words are banned. “You can’t say that…” is step one. Stop people from offending others. Later you can ban just the ideas, because as you know, some writers will be more nuanced than others.

Some will refuse to use the banned words, but will promote the bad ideas. They, too need to be stopped. Demonize, use your broad brushes, and push the narrative that the bad ideas are just a cover for racism, sexism, or any ‘isms’ which are out of favor.

Image result for stop hate

Rewrite history to reflect half-truths. Bull Connor and Abe Lincoln had no political affiliation, and MLK was not Republican. The winners and the wiser historical characters are always those from our side.

Frame all historical discussions to match current approved mores. Let the concept of forefathers expire through disuse, or be silenced out of charges of sexism. Historical examples of individualism, gun culture or self-reliance are to be written out of history. There must be strict adherence to these new historical interpretations, and swift punishment for those who veer from the approved thoughts.

Step by step, the Lower Levels will accept the new limitations on other people’s speech, and resulting penalties. Over time, even those who once advocated reduced “free speech” only for others will accept if for themselves. After a year or more of voicing “You can’t say that…” all but the most self-aware will internalize the notion that “I can’t say that…”

As the process continues, there will be hardly any need to remind the Lowers of their responsibility. Observe Europe as a template. The strategy has been very effective.



Because “Asshat” Would Seem Unstatesmanlike

Trump says Manchester bombing is the work of ‘evil losers’

Picture credit NY Times

“I won’t call them monsters because they would like that term. They would think that’s a great name. I will call them from now on losers, because that’s what they are. They’re losers. And we’ll have more of them. But they’re losers. Just remember that,” he said.

Quote Source was USA Today.

Quote of the Day

“This is an excellent day for free speech,”

“Using law as warfare is perhaps the most disgusting tactic of politically correct activists across the country, and we couldn’t be more excited to stand up against such frivolous use of our court system.  — Ben Shapiro, celebrating the courtroom losses of the so-called Clock Boy


Of course the clock boy brought a disassembled clock to school in an attempt to become racially profiled. The attempt failed, but the next kid who brings wires hooked to a battery to school will be treated with kid gloves…because the media and the president claimed clock boy was mistreated.

We here at the Craft Blog call law fare by the term shutuppery. A gang called Team Kimberlin has tried to silence individuals using the courts for years. Just like the clock boy, they have done nothing but lose.