Category Archives: The Oaf

At the End of the Day


No matter what happened, Bill Schmalfeldt is still an asshole. John Hoge fought the good fight for everyone in Team Good Guys.  He deserves everyone’s thanks and appreciation.  The Oaf’s actions speak for themselves. It’s not over ’til it’s over. … Continue reading

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Yeah, Right Redux


Uh-huh.  Yep.

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Yeah, Right


Just leaving this here. Well, lying liars gotta lie1, eh Mr. Oaf? David Edgren 1 For the record, I despise Al Franken and his “comedic” stylings, to include his current laughable tenure as a member of the U.S. Senate. I … Continue reading

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So, How Big Will the Judgment Against Bill Schmalfeldt Be?


Magic 8 Ball Sez… Well, that’s its take.  I would predict substantially less but, let me tell you, even a judgment against The Oaf for one dollar awarded to John Hoge would be abundantly satisfying.  And, who knows?  As parlous … Continue reading

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That Precise Moment It Went Completely South


I’ve seen a lot of litigants say a lot of really, really dumb things over the years.  They’ve talked back to judges, acted out in court, made threats in front of witnesses, or just communicated abject stupidity in some form … Continue reading

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Oops…


Yeah, OK.  I have to admit it.  I said The Oaf should be a no-show at John Hoge’s Maryland trial before Judge Hecker today.  And he didn’t show.  Wow.  We get results, I guess. But in my haste to provide … Continue reading

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Play It Again, Sam


Once upon a time I had ’em living in fear But now I’m two slices short of a loaf Nothing I can say A total eclipse of The Oaf A total eclipse of The Oaf A total eclipse of The … Continue reading

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