Category Archives: Stupid and Evil

My Signature Usually Looks Like…

My signature.


Above is a signature from a court document filed in the Walker v Kimberlin and Kimberlin suit.  I wrote about it in January of 2016. At the time, there was debate about why the signature of Mrs. Kimberlin differed from document to document. I found a signature which I believe was written by Mrs Kimberlin:


This signature box appeared on Hogewash!, and was filed more recently in the Hoge v Kimberlin et al.

TETY Signature

I’m very sure that there’s a simple explanation. 

You Know What Would Really Generate a Radio Audience?

Frequent references to blood and warts. Plus the word stab.



At some point, people at Hogewash!, BillySez and Thinking Man’s Zombie might start to wonder if Bill Preston-Schmalfeldt is intentionally living his life in an attempt to convince a judge that he cannot be held responsible for his own actions. 

It’s one thing to find a “Kick Me” sign on your back. It’s another thing entirely if you notice that it is in your own handwriting.





I Struck a Nerve

I usually go out of my way to avoid references to Bill Schmalfeldt’s size, but as he is apparently trying to hide from the truth and John Hoge’s process servers…I couldn’t help myself. And I hit a nerve.


Apparently Bill now lives in South Carolina. I didn’t fear him when he lived in Maryland, and nothing has changed.

More at BillySez. Sarah doesn’t sound afraid, either. 

Paul Krendler seems pretty calm also.




A Question for the Lawyers

…and the non-lawyers as well…

John Hoge of Hogewash! is suing Brett Kimberlin, convicted bomber, and his good friend Bill Schmalfeldt. Team Kimberlin has pestered Hoge and others for years in the court, and now the shoe is on the other foot. 

In Schmalfeldt’s case, a judge has ordered him to respond to document requests in the case.

When a judge orders you to answer document requests in the discovery phase of a lawsuit, don’t you have to produce documents?

Or is ‘no, you can’t have the documents’ a proper response? 

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Is there any language which Bill Schmalfeldt would understand to be an order which required him to do something?

Peace Orders don’t always work, for example. An order to adhere to a copyright agreement didn’t work. The established rules of the court, which order all participants to refrain from recording seem to have been ignored.

Should the judge have pulled out his “LAST CHANCE” stamp, and used it to decorate the order?

What, short of a night in jail or a fine, will actually get his attention?


And just in case Bill Schmalfeldt again repeats to the court that he wants nothing more than to forget John Hoge exists, and enjoy the life he is living at the beach…

Bill Schmalfeldt denied several people their privacy, comfort and peace of mind through a years long campaign of harassment. He at one time had active Peace Orders (or similar documents) in place ordering him to leave people alone. Some were not adhered to.

As soon as a judge clears this case…I suspect he will start again. If you comment here, he will try to find you. 



Massey Energy CEO Getting Out of Jail

Readers of this blog recognize that Brett Kimberlin had hoped to testify about Don Blankenship, as Brett Kimberlin is a mine safety expert…having dug quite a few holes for himself over the years:

CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) – Former Massey Energy CEO Don Blankenship is finishing up a one-year federal prison sentence arising from the deadliest U.S. mine explosion in four decades.

According to the U.S. Bureau of Prisons website, Blankenship was set to be released Wednesday from a halfway house in Phoenix, Arizona. He must serve one year of supervised release.

“I’m glad he had time to reflect on the pain he caused,” former U.S. Attorney Booth Goodwin, whose office in Charleston prosecuted the case, said in a text message to The Associated Press ahead of Blankenship’s release. “I hope he used it wisely and will come out of prison ready to make amends.”


That’s from the Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. (Electric Boogaloo) as quoted in my original post on the matter Brett Kimberlin:Mine Safety Expert.

Donald Blankenship’s company was involved in an accidental explosion — which could be tied to negligence. Twenty-nine men died. 

Brett Kimberlin built 8 bombs deliberately, and one man died — a suicide after years of pain and several operations.  Deliberate.

In the Interest of Brevity

The latest in a series of posts in which I doctor legal documents with greater skill than Team Kimberlin…for comedic value only.

John Hoge has posted a 75 page document on Hogewash! relating to a lawsuit filed against Brett Kimberlin, serial bomber and occasional forger, and Bill Schmalfeldt…oh hell,. Just Google him. 

In the interests of Brevity, I have edited the document and saved a few pixels:

Not understand