The Letter Bill Schmalfeldt Sent Me, and My Response

ReluctantHuman <>

Feb 18 (2 days ago)

 Subject Line: Dave, Dave, DAVE
How about we introduce ourselves.

I’m Bill Schmalfeldt.
You are ukeleledave, famed libel artist on Hogewash, The Thinking Man’s Zombie and other such websites.
Now that I have your name and address, I am considering adding you to the list of defendants in the incipient lawsuit.
This is not a quid pro quo, or an “extortionate threat” as your daddy might say, Lickspittle.
And this is CERTAINLY not a FAILDOX, is it?
(He put pictures and my personal financial information here. Also a picture of my house.)
And with a long, long list of defamatory comments.
But I would be inclined to think if you in less severe terms if you were to answer a question or two for me.
What did you mean by this?
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And while we’re at it, a few names (since you were a member of the Zombie Inner Circle). Who is Krendler? Who is Howard Earl? Who is Grace? Who is Jill? And any other names you’d care to share.
Dave. I mean you no harm, and I know you are having financial difficulty. But, doggone it, a man has to protect himself and I’m trying to protect MY self from people who send horse shit. Do you know who did THAT?
See, Dave. You left a trail of “bread crumbs” as you say. Easy to follow. And far too much “sharing” about being a lickspittle.
Now I will decide what I am going to do and who I am going to do it to after the judge rules on my IFP motion.
You are hardly the worst apple in the barrel, but you are in the barrel. I am pretty sure you won’t be part of the lawsuit, because — for one thing — you’re in enough financial trouble.
But you might want to show me some good faith by answering the questions I’ve provided for your consideration.
I’m guessing by 7pm tonight would be good. Does that work for you, Dave?
My older brother, rest his soul, was a ukulele player, too.
Bill Schmalfeldt
My Response:
Mr. Schmalfeldt,
This is the formal request that you do NOT contact me in any way, electronically or by Post Office mail. Do not contact my employers, family, friends or coworkers.
Be Well,
Dave Alexander
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15 Responses to The Letter Bill Schmalfeldt Sent Me, and My Response

  1. Paul H. Lemmen says:

    Reblogged this on A Conservative Christian Man.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Bill Schmalfeldt says:

    Why doesn’t he answer my questions?


    • Russ says:

      Perhaps because you’re a known harasser with multiple POs and a pending criminal charge against you?

      Or maybe it’s because he simply doesn’t have to, you deranged troll.

      Liked by 1 person

      • Bill Schmalfeldt says:

        Oh, you’re referring to the orders that were gained by lies. I see.


      • Russ says:

        Yeah, keep on believing that. Maybe wishing will make it so.


      • Rick Buchanan says:

        Bill, you’ve been officially told not to coontact Mr. Alexander. You have acknowledged receipt of that request. You have contacted him at least twice since then, that we know of.

        When this leads to your next RO, will you pretend that these are lies too?

        Liked by 1 person

    • paralleldino says:

      What is the upside for Dave to answer your questions?

      He has no enforceable guarantee that you will refrain from adding him to a future lawsuit, or refrain from doing anything else to cause him pain.

      You offer him no benefit or reward to answering. Brett Kimberlin did at least get paid for telling his life story to a biographer, but you’re not offering any tangible benefit for cooperation.

      You might be bluffing, having no actual plan or even ability to punish his lack of cooperation.

      Thus, Dave only has one rational course of action: refuse to cooperate and notify you of that fact.

      Which he has done.

      Liked by 1 person

      • Bill Schmalfeldt says:

        I think it’s ADORABLE the way all the little lickspittles stick their noses into something that is one of their business. Dave doesn’t want to play, Dave doesn;t have to play. But you are all so very loyal and protective and stupid that I just want to hug you ALL!


  3. Pablo says:

    As it turns out, what Blob is going to do is blubber and bemoan his impending death. It all looks full of fail after all.


  4. Rick is absolutely correct. Bill Schmalfeldt has been asked not to contact me. Clearly comments here are contact. Be well.


  5. John Smith says:

    I see the Mighty mayo’ed one has visited! Go away troll!


    • Russ says:

      He can’t NOT visit or comment. He’s got neither the wits to realize he’s unwelcome nor the self control to stop touching the metaphorical hot stove.


  6. Neal N. Bob says:

    Collect the whole set, William!

    Liked by 1 person

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