Eddie Fisher’s ex-wife has accused Larry King of groping her in 2005 and 2006, according to the Daily Mail.
This brings to grope toll to 1,342…the number of men accused of being pond scum.
Some of the accusations have been proven true, and others have crumbled under scrutiny. Accusations from multiple women against Dan Hamilton of Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds fell apart this week as it was observed that the same women had made identical accusations against Nickolas Ashford of Ashford and Simpson, as well as Percy Faith.
[I’m kidding here. — Dave]
Still, I’m not trying to laugh at real victims. At some point accusing a dead guy seems wrong, even if he was a creep. Which, he might have been.
Update: I have been informed that Larry King has flatly denied the charges, and is in fact not dead. Yes. This has been as much a surprise to me as it might have been to you. I guess I was thinking of Abe Vigoda.