I Strongly Object to John Hoge’s Accusation Against Bill Schmalfeldt

In his daily Team Kimberlin post, John Hoge says the following:

Bill Schmalfeldt hasn’t been consistent in his claim that Patrick Grady is Paul Krendler. 

I take issue. I take umbrage.

And Valium. But that’s another post.

John’s words are accurate, but I object strenuously (strenuously counselor?) yes, strenuously to the suggestion that Bill Schmalfeldt should be held to standards of consistency.

There is no attempt at consistency in Bill Scmalfeldt’s typings.

Bill Schmalfeldt has claimed that Patrick Grady is Paul Krendler . And several other people are Krendler. That several other commenters here and at the Team Free Speech sites are Patrick Grady.

Bill Schmalfeldt has also claimed to be Paul Krendler. 

Bill Schmalfeldt has claimed to have a progressive neurological disorder, except that his doesn’t progress; it waxes and wains. Symptoms come and go in a major way.

Bill Schmalfeldt openly stated that one of his online enemies showed all the signs of having been abused by her daddy, while also claiming that people treat him badly though they “don’t know him.”

Schmalfeldt posted a photograph of my house, my address and other information online…and has done the same to others, but claims people are stalking him when they republish information which Bill has posted showing his home. 

Schmalfeldt is like a random number generator — coming up with strings of opinions which are inconsistent, unsupported and incompatible with known facts. If Bill was an actual random number generator, he’d claim the numbers were the multiplication facts and the last digits of Π.

If Bill were a monkey in the zoo, he’d fling poo at himself. Then file an unsuccessful lawsuit against the other chimps.

Bill Schmalfeldt files lawsuits, loses and/or withdraws the lawsuits, then considers them wins. 

He photographed a family member in the hospital, sent the picture to strangers and then objected that the pic ended up on the internet. Hint: email is internet.

He has the consistency of jello.

The individual who was on the internet announcing his wife’s death to strangers, offered to take another picture of his deceased wife…this individual asks for privacy.  He wants to badger people, then quit. Then start again later.

He innvades the privacy of others. At least a dozen Peace Orders/protection orders are proof that he is a menace.

Expecting Schmalfeldt to be consistent is like asking a porcupine to cuddle. A goldfish to walk. CNN to be fair. 

His actions are a part of post-evolutionary biology, since Darwin’s survival of the fittest no longer matters in the 21st century.  In a strictly biological sense, he could not have survived before free food, gov’ment checks and laws against violence.

At the OK Corral, both sides would have shot at him.

If his DNA was part of the primordial ooze, his one-cell organism would develop a respiratory system, then reject that plan and attempt and try photosynthesis. Eventually, the other one-celled organisms would have migrated thousands of miles simply to get away.

Bill claimed to have signs of Parkinson’s dementia, but now accuses John Hoge of senility. At last check, John Hoge still works, takes care of himself and has never claimed to be a pauper. Hoge works in a technical field at an age when most men would have let their scientific skills decline. 

There is no consistency in Pretendyland, the permanent home of Bill Schmalfeldt. I object to John Hoge supposing otherwise.