So, How Big Will the Judgment Against Bill Schmalfeldt Be?


Magic 8 Ball Sez…

Magic 8 Ball One Meelion Dollars

Well, that’s its take.  I would predict substantially less but, let me tell you, even a judgment against The Oaf for one dollar awarded to John Hoge would be abundantly satisfying.  And, who knows?  As parlous as the straits Bill by his own words claims his economic circumstances are in, maybe having to fork over that dollar would drive him into bankruptcy.

Ah, Team Good Guys- we know where the FUN really is.

David Edgren

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12 Responses to So, How Big Will the Judgment Against Bill Schmalfeldt Be?

  1. The Shoveler says:

    A one dollar judgment would be, of course, worth a lot more than a dollar because Hoge would tax costs onto it.

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  2. Boston Bob says:

    I hope that it’s substantially more painful than that. We all know that BS would crow that a $1 judgment was a victory. Then he would refuse to pay it and end up in deeper shiat.

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    • gmhowell says:

      No, he’ll pay it, likely in pennies, and gloat about how clever that payment method is.

      On Tue, Aug 22, 2017 at 4:30 PM, The Artisan Craft Blog — Dave Alexander & Company with David Edgren and Gus Bailey wrote:

      > Boston Bob commented: “I hope that it’s substantially more painful than > that. We all know that BS would crow that a $1 judgment was a victory. Then > he would refuse to pay it and end up in deeper shiat.” >

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  3. Neal N. Bob says:

    I’ve always imagined Rosa Parkinsons as a homeless old coot, screaming at the clouds over the wrongs done unto him by God and man.

    Let’s just say that I don’t expect that I’ll be imagining it for much longer.

    If the judgement is as low as ten or fifteen grand, life as he knows it is effective over.

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  4. D. Edgren says:

    Whatever award John would get, I hope that he sells it for a few cents on the dollar to the most aggressive collection agency in the world. The Oaf, of course, will claim that the several times daily calls from the agency dunning him will be just more instances of harassment but, like I indicated, he has no clue as to where the FUN really is.

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  5. To paraphrase his most excellent pedo buddy Brett, it’s going to be endless collection agencies for the rest of Bill’s life.

    Enjoy that you blubbery bastard.

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  6. The Mockery Continues says:

    So…how y’all gonna spend that loot John was awarded at the trial yesterday?

    Oh, wait….what?

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