News Flash!!

We interrupt the program

“We now go to Lickspittle Central, where a spokesperson says…”

Game over

Well, that’s the news from Pretendyland.

In the real world, The Oaf doesn’t come off so well.  In fact… well, in addition to the reasons already posted, let’s see.

  • Such a communication from “Twitter Headquarters” would have been a document that would have fallen within John Hoge’s discovery requests seeking production.  The party receiving discovery requests in a lawsuit remains under a continuing duty to produce documents after the initial response is made.  Does anyone here think that the Parky Party has done this and ever provided the document?  Me neither.  The court has already ruled that The Oaf cannot introduce any evidence at trial that should have been produced in discovery but wasn’t.
  • If “Twitter Headquarters” provided such a document to Bill Schmalfeldt, on its own it would be hearsay not within any exception.  It would need to be authenticated by a witness from Twitter who would be competent to do so.  No such witness was named by The Oaf at any relevant time.  The court will exclude witnesses who are not identified by name or by the nature of their testimony by a party in a witness list served by the pretrial deadline.

The bottom line?  Well, you know already…

Billy Sez You clever boys had 614x900

Yes, Bill.  You are.  And you will.

Have a nice bus ride, asshole.

David Edgren

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6 Responses to News Flash!!

  1. lorddewclaw says:

    You’re hosed, Fatty.

    I like how he pleads in his motion that it is John’s job to notify the Malignant Manatee of court deadlines.

    Could you be a bigger tool, Blobbosaurus?

    Liked by 6 people

    • Ashterah says:

      I thought that’s what the Local Rules were for. You know, the ones he was told to read and understand by the Judge?

      Guess he’s not so good at following instructions, eh?

      Liked by 7 people

  2. Boston Bob says:

    It’s really throwing him that law isn’t practiced like that old rerun of “The Brady Bunch”.

    Liked by 5 people

  3. The Shoveler says:

    Neither of these malignant pustules will get anything successfully admitted to evidence.

    Liked by 4 people

  4. Paul Krendler says:

    FYI – DUMBFUCK’s Motion for Reconsideration of the Order that he actually, you know, show up for the trial has been DENIED.

    Liked by 4 people

  5. JorgXMcKie says:

    Calling him an asshole insults assholes everywhere. He’s not even as effective as an actual inflamed, hemorrhoidal asshole. That one can still perform a useful function.

    Liked by 2 people

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