West Virginia A.C.L.U.:”You Can’t Sue People for Being Mean to You…”


The ACLU has come to the defense of John Oliver, who is being sued by coal baron Bob Murray after a segment on his show featured a talking squirrel tellin Murray to eat shit. Because, comedy.  Vanity Fair Link.

The brief, filed on Monday, is well worth reading in full, as it features some truly colorful writing. Consider, for example, the section headings, which include “Anyone Can Legally Say, ‘Eat Shit, Bob!’” and “All of John Oliver’s Speech Was Protected by the First Amendment. You Can’t Sue People for Being Mean to You, Bob.”

“It is a basic concept of free speech that you do not get to sue media organizations because you don’t like their coverage,” Jamie Lynn Crofts writes in the brief. 

Since the LSAT is a very hard test, I’m not a lawyer. This does however sound a lot like “butthurt is not a tort.”

The thin skinned and easily offended are advised to just stop paying attention to critics. Not all things that make you mad are actionable. In fact most are not. 

“This case is beyond meritless,” Crofts adds later. “It is offensive to the very ideals of free speech embodied in the First Amendment . . . It is apt that one of Plaintiffs’ objections to the show is about a human-sized squirrell [sic] named Mr. Nutterbutter, because this case is nuts. Which also begs the question: is Mr. Nutterbutter one of the 50 Doe Defendants included in this action?” (A “doe defendant” is a person who might be liable to the plaintiff but whose name is not yet known.)

Butthurt as tort. John Doe defendants. The word nuts. There are so many parallels with the Bill Schmalfeldt case. 

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8 Responses to West Virginia A.C.L.U.:”You Can’t Sue People for Being Mean to You…”

  1. Grace says:

    “The brief, filed on Monday, is well worth reading in full, as it features some truly colorful writing.”

    That was a truly epic read! Entertaining and hilarious… from beginning to end!

    😂

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  2. Grace says:

    The butthurt, vexatious litigant in this case could easily be referred to as Blob Murray. The similarities between this tool and the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt are striking.

    *SMH*

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  3. gmhowell says:

    Shakey may want to pay attention to the outcome if he chooses to sue me.

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  4. JorgXMcKie says:

    Of course you can sue people for being mean to you. PotatoHead has done it many times. What you can’t do is win when you sue people for being mean to you. PotahtoHead has yet to figure that out it seems. Although I’m sure he gets his jollies from filing suit I’m guessing the fun is going to run out very soon.

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  5. This Other Latin F*cker says:

    Isn’t Murray someone that Kimberlin said he was working with the FBI and an informant to convict for the mine collapse?

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