“I can prove I don’t have hemorrhoids…


…as I was thoroughly examined by a proctologist in 2007.” Context?

Prove I'm Not A Psychopath

Gosh, this question sure does seem to have Our Oaf’s attention.

Norman Bates

I think that there’s a good chance, since Bill Schmalfeldt seems to agree wholeheartly that his mental and emotional status is a issue in his federal litigation, that one or more parties might very well move the court to require him to undergo a psychological evaluation.  This, of course, is rank speculation posited on the extremely slim chance that the case will survive motions to dismiss and various other early challenges.

But as a public service, this blog, being always ready to help, will offer up an entire post to Bill Schmalfeldt to do what I, half in jest, did yesterday.  We invite him to go online and complete the “Levenson Self-Report Psychopathy Scale.” A handy link is here:

http://personality-testing.info/tests/LSRP.php

As he completes the test, he would take the same screenies that I took showing his answers and the results of the test. He can add whatever textual explanation he wants so long as it conforms with Dave’s rules. We will post what he sends us “as-is,” without editorial comment. He would then be free to interact (politely) with those who would comment on what he posts.

So, given his certainty, what does he have to lose1? Just sayin’.

David Edgren


1 And you thought I’d let you get away without throwing in a footnote…

Anyway, yes, we are perfectly aware that Bill Schmalfeldt might manipulate his responses to achieve a desired score on the test. In fact, we assume that this probably will be the case. Whatever. We just want to make sure that he has had every opportunity to put his side of the story out here, however he would see fit to present it.

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8 Responses to “I can prove I don’t have hemorrhoids…

  1. theman9876 says:

    I’m sure he is aware that test is too old to be relevant in 2017. Meaning he will be have to submit to several rounds of brand new mental health testing, at his own expense. He will also have to submit to psych testing from the defendants doctors in the hypothetical case. Since Bill has used his supposed Parkinsons diagnosis in several court actions, he’ll be subjected to additional PD testing. This suit Bill is dreaming up, ‘LULZSUIT XV-I’M NOT CRAZY’, could be very entertaining for us and VERY expensive for Bill.

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    • D. Edgren says:

      To be fair I must note that the expense of a psychological evaluation is normally borne at the time it is done by the moving party. It can be recovered as a cost if that party prevails.

      Liked by 1 person

      • gmhowell says:

        I would contribute to this gofundme.

        On Wed, Jul 26, 2017 at 3:16 PM, The Artisan Craft Blog — Dave Alexander & Company with David Edgren and Gus Bailey wrote:

        > D. Edgren commented: “To be fair I must note that the expense of a > psychological evaluation is normally borne at the time it is done by the > moving party. It can be recovered as a cost if that party prevails.” >

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  2. Kyle Kiernan says:

    This needs a Doom Clock. If he doesn’t submit suitable test response by ohhh say 2000 EST tonight then he must surely be a sociopath, (and a cockholster).

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  3. I hope your hemorrhoids get better soon, David.

    In the meantime, I took the test and it says I’m a reasonably popular and likeable psychopath (my readings were all in the greenest areas).

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  4. gmhowell says:

    There’s also the possibility that he so non self aware that he would innocently answer incorrectly.

    There’s also a possibility that I will win the lottery tonight, even though I didn’t buy a ticket.

    On Wed, Jul 26, 2017 at 1:33 PM, The Artisan Craft Blog — Dave Alexander & Company with David Edgren and Gus Bailey wrote:

    > D. Edgren posted: “…as I was thoroughly examined by a proctologist in > 2007.” Context? Gosh, this question sure does seem to have Our Oaf’s > attention. I think that there’s a good chance, since Bill Schmalfeldt seems > to agree wholeheartly that his mental and emotional” >

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