Bill Schmalfeldt would like to amend his terrible lawsuit against John Hoge, Sarah Palmer, Eric Johnson and Patrick Grady. He’d like a jury trial — because “people love me!”
He also wants to add these people, the Doe, Poe and Roe family:
Who are they? Bill does not know. He actually hasn’t a clue who he is going to add to the suit, but “…I’ll get back to you on that!”
Now, John Hoge also included some “John Doe” individuals on his case, but he at least alleged specific torts for each. Bill just figures, “let’s put these place-holders here, just in case I dox somebody.”
He is also adding that his difficulty in renting a decent place is because of his Google reputation…which is apparently the responsibility of the folks being sued.
I don’t think this has much chance of success. I thought he was all out of amendments.
Please lawyers and prison lawyers, am I right?
The Sonoran Conservative has one answer here.
John Hoge and the Lickspittles are also laughing.
UPDATE: lorddewclaw says Twittercourt is like Calvinball: