The Babylon Bee: Unlike The Onion, They Stay Funny Within the Article


Which is kinda like CNN, if you know what I mean.

CNN Report: Millions Of American Voters May Have Colluded To Elect Trump

Find the whole story here.

The CNN report does not accuse anyone of hacking or rigging the vote, but rather suggests that those colluding with the real estate mogul in the far-reaching scheme may have simply walked into voting booths and cast their vote for Donald Trump, giving him the electoral college victory.

“It’s far more sinister than we thought,” a visibly disturbed Tapper said.

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One thought on “The Babylon Bee: Unlike The Onion, They Stay Funny Within the Article

  1. onwyrdsdream

    A straight shooter who is standing opposite of you is obviously aiming at you. If they’re on their left and we’re on our right, and we’re facing each other, we’re both on the same side of the field. A straight shooter is obviously pointing at his opposite number.

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