I Wish…

I wish

Well, maybe she learned at the feet of the master.

Billy Sez And imagine the scene in the 614x900

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David Edgren

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2 Responses to I Wish…

  1. Paul Krendler says:


  2. onlooker says:

    I wish a GS-13 were capable of properly employing the subjunctive.


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