In the run up to Our Favorite Oaf’s most recent date with destiny in a restraining order action…
…oh, we’ll see…
…I keep hearing him use that word. Lie. As in, “It’s all lies, lies, lies.” In his world
Everyone, that is, except for The One.
No, no, not that one. This one.
In the Voluminous Victim’s pretendy-land world everybody lies- except him.
So think about that in the context of the original Billy Sez posters a minute. It’s almost quantum mechanics. The Monstrous Motelgoer always tells the truth. The Billy Sez posters I created quote Bill Schmalfeldt exactly under an image that he posted on the Internet4. And I, not being Bill Schmalfeldt, always lie. Well. Well?
Ahhh… screw it.
I always hated quantum mechanics.
But anyway, the point is…
Oh, au contraire. It’s, in my experience, The Oaf that is always moving the goalposts, not us. The ‘normous Newshound writes about the coercion by adults and others of a 10 year old “scout” into gay sex acts. Folks take exception to the sick mind that would even imagine a Cub Scout5 being coerced by adults and others into gay sex acts. Billy Sez
Why it never crossed his little ol’ sick mind that he was writing filth about a CUB scout. We are all thus further discredited as lying right-wing Breitbots and such and the Titanic Truthatory continues on in the footsteps of George Washington, who likewise never told a lie6. It’s just another day, I guess, at the vast feast that Bill Schmalfeldt puts out there for us pretty much all the time.
Uhh, avoid the green ones, though. The brown ones go without saying.
1 DISCLAIMER: These are images that incorporate a public domain image of and meme concerning William M. Schmalfeldt of Elkridge, Maryland St. Francis, Wisconsin Clinton, Iowa Cupboard-Under-the-Stairs, Pretendyland Myrtle Beach, South Carolina JUST IN: New address coming soon! They contain a completely accurate down to the punctuation quote of something Mr. Schmalfeldt published on twitter or elsewhere on the Internet, as cited at the bottom right of the image. For Mr. Schmalfeldt or anyone else who might want to pretend to get all wrought up over these accurate quotes being taken out of context, you should be reassured that we agree completely that the words are without reference or any particular meaning in the form that they are quoted in the image, and in no way relate to larger contexts that could be drawn by a reasonable person from the overall body of Mr. Schmalfeldt’s writing, such as, without limit, racism, misogyny, coprophilia, sexual exploitation of children and homophobia. The quotes are intended as pure parody and are used to as such to to illustrate or elaborate upon some point involving Mr. Schmalfeldt as a public figure. The quotes should not thus be taken to impute to Mr. Schmalfeldt, without limit, any agreement, disagreement, acceptance, rejection, happiness, unhappiness, concurrence, or nonconcurrence with or of any matter raised in the associated blog post. Oh, and no small furry cute animals were harmed, either. So there.
2 Although I have to admit to snickering a bit about the rubber glove. How, err… fitting.
3 This, on the other hand…
4 The public domain is eternally grateful to the American justice system and in particular to the words “with prejudice.” One more time!!
5 Boys can join the Cub Scouts between 7 and 10 years of age. Source: http://www.scouting.org/cubscouts/faqs/joining.aspx
6 I know, I know. This is inconsistent with the “There can be only one” meme I was using a moment or so ago. Well, life is compromise and so is art. Get over it.