Michael David Jackson, Don’t Blame Me

Update: MJ responds. 

Dear Mr. Jackson,

If you are reading this, I would like to apologize that you are about to be, or have been, annoyed by a one Mr. Bill Schmalfeldt.   Mr. Schmalfeldt, an award winning idiot, is involved in an internet tussle of Free Speech Zombies.   These zombies, and myself included, cause him a lot of butthurt because we have the AUDACITY to actually quote and use his own words against him, because he’s stupid.

Bill Schmalfeldt is doing what he usually does — trying to track down people who say bad things about him online. In this case, he believes a commenter has a criminal record of child rape. 

Doxxing is the identification of someone based upon information online. Faildoxxing is the failure to identify the correct person. In this particular case, Bill believes he has identified someone with the Twitter handle @sonoronconserv.

In typical fashion, Bill shows some of the documents involved, and blacks out the last name — I suppose to protect himself in case he got it wrong. Well, he tried to black out the name:


Um, the top of the document shows the full name.

And, as you’d expect, he got it wrong. Our Sonoran Conservative, also known as MJ, is not the Michael David Jackson above, nor is he/she a child rapist. I only know that he/she has denied being this individual…and I asked before posting this. 

Now, suppose this individual, Michael David Jackson, of Pierce County, Washington is not actually the same one Bill has linked to a crime? Suppose this individual is not as calm or forgiving as our commenter — whose only “crime” is being mean to Bill online. (I’m not even sure of that…) Suppose also that the Michael David Jackson is in fact a really spiteful person. Angry. Perhaps violent.

Michael, don’t blame me. You problem is with Bill Schmalfeldt. I’ll take this down with a single request.

Bill Schmalfeldt is smearing an individual either way. MJ who comments at Hogewash!, Thinking Man’s Zombie , BillySez and here deserves not to be tied to a crime, based upon the internet doxxing of Bill Schmalfeldt. He has been very wrong before…and this one is a doozy.  

I call on Bill Schmalfeldt to go over his doxxing again. Look at the so-called breadcrumbs. Delete your Tweets. Let this all be forgotten. Just like the other couple of times that you screwed up while trying to identify someone online.


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21 Responses to Michael David Jackson, Don’t Blame Me

  1. gmhowell says:

    If he’s wrong that these are the same people, that’s kinda a textbook example of defamation per se. (I think that’s the phrase)

    Bill’s only saving grace is that his word is worth as much as his bank account.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Paul Krendler says:

    Couple of times?


    Liked by 6 people

  3. crawford421 says:

    And yet Bill lashed himself to the defense of Bret Kimberlin, bomber and child-lover.

    Liked by 3 people

  4. Kyle Kiernan says:

    Let us know if he needs airfare. I’d be glad to help out.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. Cross posted over at Hogewash:

    “Cousin Bill seems to have forgotten about the many, many false trails that I have laid, and the warnings I have given him about following them…

    Oh, well, it’s his life that’s on the line.

    Good luck, Cuz.”

    Liked by 3 people

  6. Mr Minority says:

    Sir Fat Blog thinks he is such a studly internet sleuth, when in reality he is a DumbFuck who is thrashing out like a bratty 2 year old. that is getting their way.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. lorddewclaw says:

    To quote that OTHER Michael Jackson:

    They told him don’t you ever come around here
    Don’t want to see your face, you better disappear
    The fire’s in their eyes and their words are really clear
    So beat it, just beat it

    Liked by 6 people

  8. This Other Latin F*cker says:

    The question remains, will he ever admit it when he gets the wrong person? So far he’s got several restraining orders from people he faildoxxed. As I recall, he blamed it on everyone BUT himself. It was also someone elses fault that he was too stupid to know what he was doing.

    Liked by 5 people

    • Gus Bailey says:

      Yes, he is prone to blaming the (intended) victim for not outing themselves and forcing him to thrash blindly like a bad kung-fu movie.

      Liked by 3 people

      • This Other Latin F*cker says:

        I remember when he tried to destroy the career of someone named Vinnie (Vinny?). Wrote to the guys employer, called, harassed. The usual gamut of Schmalfeldt actions. When he found out he’d been harassing the wrong guy he blamed his intended target for not telling him he was making a mistake and letting Vinnie/Vinny twist in the wind for a while. Then there wast the cop in VA, the little old lady in WA, the family in Arizona, etc, etc, etc. All innocent victims of Bill’s harassment.

        Liked by 7 people

  9. Jeanette Victoria says:

    Cause we all know Bill always gets these doxes right, after all he figured out I was “grace” ASideOfBacon….
    Oh wait……

    Liked by 6 people

    • Grace says:

      Right?! And, the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt was so damn sure of himself then, too. 🙄

      FAT and dumb ain’t no way to go through life… albeit, the FAT Blob appears determined to do just that with the rest of his miserable existence.

      Liked by 4 people

  10. JeffM says:

    MIchael Jackson was kinky??? Who believes that?

    Oh you were not talking about THAT Michael Jackson?

    Guess that is sufficient proof for a Willie.

    Liked by 2 people

  11. agiledog says:

    I’m really laughing at the fact that he claimed Dave was allowing lies and smears on this blog when I said Bill was pushing 320 lbs, and in today’s Feltdown, he admits he was up to 330! He also claims he is losing the weight (despite the beached whale photo his skank girlfriend posted) – let’s hope he’s losing it for the same “old fashioned” reasons Gail lost her weight.

    Liked by 5 people

  12. Kyle Kiernan says:

    I wonder if he is scraping the Americium off of smoke detectors yet. Did he ever buy a bunch of smoke detectors when he was polishing of Gail? Is he now?

    Liked by 1 person

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