The following is a work of Fiction, or Parody, or Fair Use…or whatever legal excuse Bill Schmalfeldt used to avoid trouble for photoshopping a guy’s face on a porn picture. If he can avoid penalties, anybody can:
Private Detectives may already be in Myrtle Beach, SC, using cameras and video recorders to document the activities of a civil litigant whose life partner says his physical condition is deteriorating. After more than a decade of ups and downs, his degenerative condition has improved greatly, which is exactly what degenerative conditions do not do, and now that it is a factor in a lawsuit.
We take you now to the hotel in question:
Sweety #1: Sweety? I’ve been thinking.
Sweety #2: Yes?
Sweety #1: What if that bad man has hired someone to follow us on the beach? In the gift shops?
Sweety #2: You mean to see if I can get around? I hadn’t thought of that.
Sweety #1: A PI could be in this very hotel.
Sweety #2: Or even hiding in this room. Like in the closet.
Sweety #1: No, we both were just in there. But an investigator could be in the room, recording our every move.
Sweety #2: I want a copy of the recording…
Sweety #1 and Sweety #2: For the podcast! (giggles.)
Sweety #2: Look under the bed.
Sweety #1: No, YOU look under the bed.
Sweety #2: Okay! Let’s BOTH look under the bed. On the count of three, we hang our heads over the side of the bed! (Giggle.)
Sweety #1 and Sweety #2: One…two…
Sweety #2: Okay stop. I’m too scared.
Sweety #1: 1,2,3!!!!