Frequent references to blood and warts. Plus the word stab.
At some point, people at Hogewash!, BillySez and Thinking Man’s Zombie might start to wonder if Bill Preston-Schmalfeldt is intentionally living his life in an attempt to convince a judge that he cannot be held responsible for his own actions.
It’s one thing to find a “Kick Me” sign on your back. It’s another thing entirely if you notice that it is in your own handwriting.
How cute.
Legal name change?
Guess my invitation to the wedding got lost in the mail.
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Well, did you file a proper notice of change of address notice with the court?
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That’s his new professional name. Which really seems like an odd phrase, eh?
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“DUMBF5CK & DOLLY in the Morning” sound better.
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