It’s Metaphor, or Something


Guy feeds bears to prevent them from killing his dogs.  Gentle bear pets dog. Internet coos.  The next day, the guy forgets to feed the bears.

Sorry to ruin your dreams, but that dog-petting polar bear just ate a husky alive

Science Alert (h/t Instapundit)

…just hours after this footage was released, that very same polar bear ate another dog alive.

“That was the only day we didn’t feed the f–king bears, the only night we didn’t put anything out,” Churchill resident Brian Ladoon told Bryce Hoye at CBC News.

 

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12 thoughts on “It’s Metaphor, or Something

      1. Paul Krendler

        Churchill: “An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.”

        See also: Survivor Type, an old short story by Stephen King.

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  1. gmhowell

    Hakuna Matata!

    On Tue, Nov 22, 2016 at 9:34 AM, Dave Alexander & Company with David Edgren and Gus Bailey – The Artisan Craft Blog wrote:

    > Dave Alexander (formerly ukuleledave) posted: ” Guy feeds bears to prevent > them from killing his dogs. Gentle bear pets dog. Internet coos. The next > day, the guy forgets to feed the bears. Sorry to ruin your dreams, but that > dog-petting polar bear just ate a husky alive Science Alert (h/t Instapund” >

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  2. Pablo

    “That was the only day we didn’t feed the f–king bears, the only night we didn’t put anything out,” Churchill resident Brian Ladoon told Bryce Hoye at CBC News.

    Au contraire, Brian, you put the dog out and thus you fed the bear.

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