Morgana of BillySez has a post which points out that stalking stalkers with Peace Orders/No Contact Orders are not supposed to be flirting with disaster. Bill Schmalfeldt took a road trip:
Bill was a naughty, naughty boy. Bill doesn’t like being found out for being a naughty boy.
And because Paul managed to acquire a photograph…. well, Bill’s particular fixation has told him that certain things are so and boy oh boy has he gone after his quarry with a vengeance.
He traveled to Palatine, Il. Home of Patrick Grady.
Smug, thy name is Schmalfeldt.
Did they ask for fingerprints? Just to cut some time off the next time you’re there?
Bill seems to think Paul Krendler’s internet journalism was a felony. Dunno. Don’t care. How that reflects upon Patrick Grady is a mystery.
Bill has been lying about his physical and financial conditions in court pleadings for years. Now, I have a strong suspicion that he lied to the Palatine Police. Because he talked to them.
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As I recall, he also mentioned that he is going to get contact lenses today, the better to highlight his pasty yet swollen thumbface for the hot cougars he’s trying to lure back to the swinging bachelor pad among the NINJANUNS.
I wonder where he hides the urn when he has guests, if he hasn’t already thrown it away and forgotten her name. I’ll bet he saved that clock though; at least it was useful.
But those contact lenses…might not be such a good idea. You could get nasty infections if you don’t wash up real good after the post-dump rolling session. Gotta get all the way down under the fingernails.
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aka: “Fingernails Reeking of Poo” by the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt
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That is a bet I will not get any takers on.
Hey bill did you get BANNED from the apartment complex Van? Is that why you had to buy a car? Where did you get the money for it? Because journalism, you claim in court that you were a pauper.
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We know Bill is Krendler and sent himself horse poop because he admitted it last year. How many people, other than Grady, has he accused of being Krendler? Let’s start a list. It will help the cops figure out they have a loon on their hands who’s just jerking them around.
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Accused of being Krendler:
WJJH
Aaron Walker
Lynn Thomas
Howard Earl
Kyle
Myself (or maybe I was one of Krendler’s socks. Can’t remember.)
Eric Johnson
Robin Causey
That’s just a start. I know there are more.
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Yesssss!! made the list!!!!11!!
now that my heart is swollen
with pride and glee
I must go do crimes
because that is what makes me, me
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Yes, yes, being accused of being Krendler is nice, but I’m a member of a much exclusiver club: being accused of being Cousin Roy.
On Thu, Oct 20, 2016 at 2:02 PM, Dave Alexander & Company with David Edgren and Gus Bailey – The Artisan Craft Blog wrote:
> Kyle Kiernan commented: “Yesssss!! made the list!!!!11!! now that my heart > is swollen with pride and glee I must go do crimes because that is what > makes me, me” >
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I think I was briefly a member of Krendler Klub in one of his still-born lolsuits.
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Man, and I’m just one of the Does and Roes from LOLSuit VI. We just got lumped together in his failed sad SAC as being Grady…
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Hey, remember that time when he tried to convince a Wisconsin judge to let him amend a complaint by changing all the John Doe defendants to Patrick Grady to solve his diversity jurisdiction failure?
Good times.
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Bill says it’s stalking to drive by and take a picture of his car. I think he just admitted that he and his boss, the Pedo, are stalkers. Remember that Brett Kimberlin, the convicted bomber, drove around on several different occasions taking pictures of people’s cars and their spouses which then Bill published.
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HYPERTECHNICAL !!!!!
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When all of this is over and more details on things can be revealed, I would be greatly amused if it turns out that Paul Krendler is a guy named Paul Krendler.
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By definition he is.
He may other names. Names that fit into our narrow tightly circumscribed mundane reality. But that reality cannot contain the raw satirical power of a Krendler.
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The First Rule of Tautology Club is the First Rule of Tautology Club.
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And a simile is like a metaphor.
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I metaphor once, told her if she had bigger tits she would have been an eight at least!
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I knew her sister Urinate!
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My tautology is taut like a fine athletic six-pack.
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Athletic? Is that a microbrew?
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GM:
Interesting enough, I’m the only person he has accused of NOT being Roy Schmalfeldt!
Sincerely,
The One and Only Cousin Roy Schmalfeldt.
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