Homeless Reenactors


h/t Bold Words:


“I’m not allowed to use $500 of my own.”


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6 Responses to Homeless Reenactors

  1. Gus Bailey says:

    Hmmm. Not the best expression thereof.

    May be the word you are looking for.


  2. “No. Get a job, you insane twit.”


  3. Paul Krendler says:

    “So you want me to give you money so you can go pretend to be homeless? Sorry, I don’t have any cash to spare for that. I do however have this very sharp stick that I would be most happy to poke you with until you go away. Is that acceptable?”

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  4. Paul Krendler says:

    Also, four days of homelessness at $500 is only $125 per day. I’ll bet you could collect that much at an expressway ramp with a milk jug, if you skip about just 6 hours of living, sleeping and meditation (or as I call it, “being unproductive”) per day. I’m sure that the homeless organizations to whom you want to give the fruit of MY labor will be equally happy to accept the fruit of YOUR labor instead.

    And just to be extra clear, I don’t need you to play middleman for my charitable works.


  5. I do credit the fella with a certain amount of chutzpah. Or imbecility. Can’t tell which.


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