n.b. Dave has asked me to post my take on Bill Schmalfeldt’s bar complaint filed against Aaron Walker. Busy day today, but I’ll be around to do that this evening. -de
Well, he says he does.
This goes right there with aliens have landed, Hillary is not guilty and Aaron Walker will lose his law license.
In other words, unlikely.
Bill Schmalfeldt has announced the day and the itinerary to this date. He has given evil-minded people almost everything needed to screw things up for him. He hopes and prays someone tries to mess things up.
Please don’t.
Don’t do anything that makes Bill Schmalfeldt a victim, or gives him reason to call himself a victim. Let this pass.
I am convinced that Bill Schmalfeldt shared his good fortune in finding a woman attracted to him, in hopes that someone will pay attention to him enough to sabotage his date.
Don’t.
What evidence do I have that the likeliest scenario is that Bill Schmalfeldt is dishonestly oversharing in order to manipulatively blame whatever failures might result on “right wing nutjobs” who have dogged him for years? What is my evidence?
Bill Schmalfeldt. Unless you have solid evidence to the contrary, everything he says, writes or even thinks is a lie.
The things he says which are not lies are evil:
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I for the life of me can’t figure out why he overshares like this. Of course this may be a lie, when I was dating online I always did a background check on anyone I met. There is no way anyone with two brain cells would go out with Bill.
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Bill has already reported that his date has backed out due to the results that “RWNJ” forced Google to show people searching his name. What other explanation could there be? Any self respecting very progressive woman would be thrilled to go out with someone that writes frequently of pissing on children right? And I’m sure progressive woman just LOVE the anal rape stories about Cub Scouts. Isn’t that part of the DNC platform this election cycle? Those darn RWNJ forcing Bill to publish stuff like that.
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More simply put:
It’s not us, Bill – it’s you.
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Thanks for the update on Bill’s love life. <– Did I really type that? Always Google blind dates.
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Otherwise the dates might make you go blind when you meet them? -5 standard deviations is going to be much more likely still on the market than +5.
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No one would have interfered in his date as we know that his date’s ultimate rejection would humiliate him far worse than we ever could.
Even 10 minutes with the man and his true nature would show itself, and she would be running for the hills.
Bill Schmalfeldt will die alone and unloved.
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“BILL SCHMALFELDT WILL DIE ALONE AND UNLOVED.”
Truer words have never been typed, Canuck.
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Kind of reminds me of parts of Sir Walter Scott’s poem:
(If I remember correctly)
Breathes there the man with soul so dead……
…….has forfeited fair renown,
And doubly dying
Has gone down to that vile earth from which he sprung,
Unwept, unhonored and unsung.
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