Get Off My Ass, Bill

UPDATE from Dave Alexander below.

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I have a lot of stuff to post, but the Internet has been slow as molasses all day here.  The kind of day when a badly photoshopped image of my head from before my cataract surgery last December- with a surgical cap on and all- has probably spent a lot more time on my browser than it would have otherwise.

I’m not a handsome guy any more.  The years have taken their toll.  My wife tells me that in my good moments I look like a wise old Norwegian ship captain,


that’s Captain Olaf to you, sailor...

but I think she’s just trying to make me feel good.

Anyway, long posts illustrated with lots of fun stuff are beyond me today, so I need to fall back to Plan B.

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See you all around tomorrow.  You too, Bill.  I have a few things for you.

Update from the Editor-in-Chief: Right after John Hoge filed a lawsuit against some internet typists about their pecking about John, I published a list of suggestions for those interested in writing about John.

They are here, and they also cover the likelihood that someone is writing about Dave Alexander and David Edgren.  They include the helpful advice that getting factual information about news events from a perjurer might be a mistake.  Scratch out John’s name, and add David Edgren and Dave Alexander, and it’s all good advice.

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8 Responses to Get Off My Ass, Bill

  1. Paul Krendler says:

    Oh, goodie!

    Something to look forward to.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. This Other Latin F*cker says:

    Bill’s not ON your ass, Bill IS an ass.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. MJ says:

    Good. Gives me time to get some more popcorn.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Stretching my LULZ muscles, anticipating that we shall be amused.

    Oh, and tuning up the Norden.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. According to Bill, it’s all none of your business. Only the people being maligned can comment on Bill’s specific commentary/photoshopping.

    Liked by 1 person

    • agiledog says:

      Proving once again that Bill Schmalfledt doesn’t understand or doesn’t believe in a free society, where its members can hold opinions on and comment about anything done in the public sphere. And the Internet is the epitome of the public sphere.

      Liked by 4 people

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