Conspiracy?


Just before he bravely decided to pull the plug on his web sites and Twitter accounts, Bill Schmalfeldt released this gem:

CONSPIRACY

He means the restraining orders, peace orders and various other “no contact orders” from five different states covering a total of nine people.

Notice the passive wording.  That ‘came up.’  The word used…by whom?

I have no doubt that Bill Schmalfeldt imagines that there is a concerted effort — a conspiracy — to defame and denigrate him.  In his mind individuals are targeting Bill from all corners of the nation.  They tease him with public comments about him (not to him) and when he finally retaliates by harassing them and their spouses, workplaces, pets and grandchildren BANG!  They spring the trap and get a Peace Order.

These same people live nowhere near Bill — which makes the ‘conspiracy’ so effective. Bwhaaaaaaaaa!



 

I wish Bill luck rebranding.  “Guy who minds his own business and leaves people alone” is a brand I think that needs exploration.

 

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19 Responses to Conspiracy?

  1. Neal N. Bob says:

    Drunkensten is a pioneer in the study of Krendler Trutherism.

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  2. one handle and stick to it says:

    He thinks it’s a conspiracy, since Billy just can’t get the point: If normal people all (independently) AGREE you’re a drunken sociopathic asshole, then you’re probably behaving like a drunken sociopathic asshole! But Billy’s ego won’t let him accept that (obvious) premise.

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  3. Pablo says:

    No, Dumbfuck, conspiracy is not a crime. Conspiracy to commit a crime is, but giving you butthurt doesn’t qualify, Blubber Boy.

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  4. Has anyone checked if there’s a shortage of tin foil in St. Francis?

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  5. Kyle Kiernan says:

    He must really believe this conspiracy thing since he’s making up posts to try and prove I’m a sock puppet. No telling what else he’s willing to fake up.

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  6. Paul Krendler says:

    I wish Bill luck rebranding. “Guy who minds his own business and leaves people alone” is a brand I think that needs exploration.

    Dave, are you okay? You’ve turned several interesting shades of blue. Perhaps you should, you know, stop holding your breath?

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  7. one handle and stick to it says:

    Folks…the LULZcow is back, begging to be milked!
    https://twitter.com/RadioDrumpf/status/715161157003251712

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  8. one handle and stick to it says:

    https://twitter.com/RadioDrumpf/status/715205238257541122
    But how can it be a “conspiracy” if everyone but Krendler is a sockpuppet?

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    • D. Edgren says:

      The Krendler Conspiracy [in unison]:

      You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

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    • Ashterah says:

      And how can it be a conspiracy when he said HE was Krendler? He’s conspiring with himself to rile himself up?

      That calls for a 5150 hold IMO. STAT!

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  9. Just A Thought says:

    Officer: OK sir, ley me make sure I got this right. You are telling me there is a conspiracy, not to commit a crime themselves, but to trick you into doing something that is also not a crime.

    Bill: Exactly.

    Officer: And then when you do this thing, which is not a crime, a judge has told you that it is in fact a crime.

    Bill: Well, yes. But…

    Officer: And this has happened how many times?

    Bill: A lot.

    Officer: You know you’re not gonna be rich, right Boss?

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  10. Dianna says:

    No, conspiracy is not a crime. If I conspire with half the neighborhood to throw a party for someone, it’s just a surprise party.

    Don’t be stupid, or, on his case, any more stupid than the good Lord made you.

    Phone, rolling along in the giant hamster ball, because it’s fun.

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