“You steal it, you pay.”

You steal it you pay


Easy Cheesy Letter

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16 Responses to “You steal it, you pay.”

  1. Techno Jinxx says:


    How dare you attempt to hold Stinky to the same standards he demands of others!!!


    Liked by 7 people

  2. Ashterah says:


    Without double standards he wouldn’t have any standards at all.

    Liked by 8 people

  3. Paul Krendler says:

    Oopsie poopsie!!

    Now. Here’s what will happen:

    DUMBFUCK will take down that image, and afterward he will pay himself on the back for doing the right thing.

    Which we all know is bullshit. If he was doing the right thing, like a man who has a sterling reputation to maintain, he would never have done it in the first place.

    When you wonder why I am anonymous. It’s because, whether I have a good reputation to maintain or not, I know the character of the actions I take as the Bill Schmalfeldt to Bill Schmalfeldt.

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    • Techno Jinxx says:

      and this is why he hates you so Paul, you’re the mirror to his horribleness
      the fact that if he wants you to go away all he has to do is stop being horrible just makes it that more galling for him.
      he can’t stop being the Dumbfuck he was born to be, and you won’t stop reminding him of that.

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  4. Reblogged this on A Conservative Christian Man and commented:
    oopsie poopsie

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  5. Simo Häyhä says:

    I’d imagine your colleague will be getting the following e-mail.

    From Bill
    To Dave Alexander
    Subject: Help me save face

    Help! Your attorney is Matt Murdocking me. How can I harass, stalk, and threaten if he is going to hold me legally accountable?

    I haven’t touched a drop today, I swear. But whenever I hear banjo music, a red devil appears and points his billy club at me. I stagger and fall after my walker suddenly disappears from my grasp.

    Can you find out if there is a diminished capacity loophole to res judicata? I can’t go to court. The judge might get a whiff of my mental hygiene.

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  6. Perry Mason says:

    Willy will do the one thing he does better than anything else….

    Plead ignorance.

    Liked by 4 people

  7. This Other Latin F*cker says:

    World’s Stupidest Man™

    Liked by 2 people

  8. D00d, you’ve been “edgrened”!

    (Do not taunt happy fun lawyer!)

    Liked by 3 people

  9. Gus Bailey says:

    About 1/3 of the way through that letter, this bit of Verdi popped into my consciousness:


  10. Still being used. It’s lunchtime. Who had 11:30 for Twitter account closed?

    Liked by 1 person

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