Unavailing = Manure

Bess Truman was once asked by the women covering the First Lady if she would kindly ask President Truman to stop using the word “manure” in public.  Mrs. Truman responded by saying “you have no idea how long it took me to get him to start saying “manure.”  Or something like that.

Apparently lawyers have a gentler term for horseshit.

From Hogewash, a part of the Hunton and Williams LLC latest motion to dismiss the RICO2 Electric Boogaloo case:


“Sorry, I was late for dinner, ma.  I stepped in some unavailing, and had to scrape it off.”

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6 Responses to Unavailing = Manure

  1. Gus Bailey says:

    Good catch.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Dianna says:

    I’m book forward to counting the number of times “fail” and its variants appear in the dismissal.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Dianna says:

    Looking. Damn autocorrupt!

    Liked by 2 people

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